BREAKING: The stock market just tripped down an escalator in a blindfold and this is what their side is spewing, “Don’t worry about it.“ — S&P 500: -5.97% — Nasdaq: -5.82% — Dow: -5.50% — Nvidia, Tesla: Yikes — Oil: Spilled — Gold: Tarnished — Buffett: HODLing cash like your