Maximus Gluteus – "Biggest Butt" Seymour Butts – "See more butts" Hugh Jass – "Huge ass" Ben Dover – "Bend over" Mike Rotch – "My crotch" Dixie Normous – "Dicks enormous" Willie Stroker – "Will he stroke her?" Pat Myaz – "Pat my ass" I.C. Weiner – "I see weiner" Phil